JAYS WATERPROOF SKULL GLUE HAS SET! SHOWS CONFIRMED!

You thought FR only had one tour left in 'em? Now they have tumour! At least that was the gag we had ready to go before doctors discovered it wasn't a tumour, just tapeworm larvae in Jay's head. After Valentines Day Brain surgery Jay doesn't feel he has retained any mental or physiological deficits, but only time will tell! Perhaps the slice will be taken from his golf swing. Friend Clem thinks Jay will become racist. The quality of the shows and the very future of the group are hard to predict, so Gordy has begun work on a fallback plan... a Children's book entitled "Santa Whalley: He seizure while you're sleeping", just in case things don't pan out.