Ok, so they aren’t exactly 13 “reasons” (we just like the show), more 13 hilarious tweets that prove Mark Hoppus is the king of our domain.

1.He knows all the words to Fall Out Boy songs…

We're going down down
Getting killed by a clown
& sugar this circus is shitty
I'll be ur # 1 w/a mullet
Sexy logride guy stuck in a ball pit

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) September 8, 2017

2. Mark’s named our future office cat

If you’re a Twenty Øne Pilots fan and you don’t name your cat “Purryface” then I don’t know what to tell you.

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) April 12, 2018

3. He’s real

I love you, but not "look up from my phone" love you.

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) October 27, 2016

4. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN

alright, my chemical romance. enough farting around. time to get back in the studio and make another album. think of the kids.

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) February 26, 2018

5. You’re welcome

The Ballad of Moana Lisa

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) May 12, 2017

6. Preach it buddy #RogueDog

There are entirely too many Star Wars and superhero movies, and not enough movies about Golden Retrievers who play basketball.

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) April 30, 2018

7. 22 Pilots

Josh: nineteen pilots?
Tyler: mmm…nah
Josh: ….twenty pilots?
Tyler: idk, still feels like it’s not there
Josh: twenty…one?…pilots?
Tyler: pic.twitter.com/NkiQpxHPk2

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) November 8, 2017

8. But actually??

i don't get it. how do they milk the almonds?

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) August 21, 2015

9. He’s here for WOMEN and equality

If we allow a female to become president, what's next? Female doctors? Female race car drivers? Female mothers?! Female women?!

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) May 16, 2015

10. Ohhh so that’s what DTF stands for…

You guys, I’m back in LA and I’m DTF*
*Dreading The Freeway.

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) March 30, 2018

11. Blame Pixar

who called it "Taking Back Tuesday" and not "Finding Emo?!"

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) March 19, 2018

12. I can’t

ten minutes into blink-182 and chill and he gives you this look. pic.twitter.com/AY8grn0HV7

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) December 12, 2015

13. And we want to be at that funeral

if i ever die please make sure my funeral has a fire snapchat filter.

— snddo? ???? (@markhoppus) November 2, 2016

So how about it? Leave Blink, scratch the new album and come work for us? Lol, jokes, we NEED that album asap.

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