Yours & Owls presents
The Tin Knees // Dribs // The Ians // Darts & Crafts Tickets
8:00pm, Thu 13 September, 2018
Rad Bar, NSW
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The Tin Knees are brewing up some tasty musical home-brew for everyone across the Gong to
enjoy.... Tasty, tasty musical beer.
Dressed in their pink jumpsuits and a thin layer of dried goon, The Tin Knees are heading off to
play at Yours & Owls Festival 2018. Shaking in their little pink boots from winning UOW's The Jam:
Band Competition, surprisingly they still have no idea what they are doing. So RadBar it is, The
Tin Knees are having a night of reasonable drinking, making cream, drinking Gatorade and letting
down their beautiful mullets to blow in the Wollongong coastal wind.
Frontman and guitarist, Harry - A.K.A 'Sticky-Knees-Johnson', is a multi-instrumentalist,
narcissistic, self proclaimed family disappointment. He is currently on a forever changing musical
rollercoaster; which is now developing into an almost snobby attitude towards music, leading to a
very public breakdown, and now, he is in a mediocre meme band.
Banging on the 'ye old drums is Rowie - A.K.A 'Slippery-Fingers-Johnson', spends most of his
time eating McChicken burgers on the side of the road, un-ironically dabbing and aggressively
Slapping away at the Bass Guitar like it's your own booty after 10 squats, Conor - A.K.A 'Mr
Thunder-Thumbs-Johnson', the backbone of The Tin Knees, not only a talented bass man, but
also very good at crossword puzzles.
Pulling the boys in line, shedding it up on Keytar and Rhythm Guitar, she's the heart and soul of
the band, the bee's knees of The Tin Knees. The sugar to our spice, the straw to our berry, the
lighter to our rollies, it's the one and only, Maggie - A.K.A 'Mum-Jeans-Johnson'.
These boys and girls are leading music into a new revolution of beer base bands that play garage/
rock/jazz/indie pop/punk /blah blah blah etc. etc. sort of music.
With hit songs like:
Dave's Mum is a Bitch
Do You Want a Ciggie?
Can I Lick Your Butthole? (Only If You Want Me To)
Tony's Chicken Warms My Heart
I Wanna Be a Soccer Mum
It sure will be an event that's fun for the whole family.
(Provided that each member of your family is
over the age of 18).