The secret society of Stonecutters is opening its doors to the public for one day only, and in honour of this momentous occasion we're having ribs.

A cavalcade of Adelaide's finest rock bands will be taking over the Freemason's Hall for a day of beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists and AA meetings, headlined by some very exalted Chosen Ones from Melbourne - The Peep Tempel.

The Peep Tempel

Hightime

God God Dammit Dammit

Horror My Friend

The Hard Aches

Sincerely, Grizzly

Young Offenders

Tall Enough To See

with more to be announced

Early bird tickets for the rock'n'roll mini-festival start at a ridiculous $15 - but they won't stick around for long. Be quick, or you'll be walking home with the Stone of Shame.

Tickets on sale now through Moshtix.

NOW LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND PLAY PING PONG.