In 1851 we had the gold rush. 1880 we had Ned Kelly. 1900 the invasion the cane toad, 1918 we win the war. Then, in 1945 we win the war again. 1962 Steve Irwin was born. 1970 mass immigration of nurses (Filipinos (full lovin’ it)), in 1984 the first blue Mitsubishi Pill was pressed. 1991, The Wiggles were formed in Sydney. Early 2000s Melbourne shuffle was born, 2008 aesthetics was born, 2016 Playboy Carti finally cracks Iggy Azalea (lucky cunt). 2020 OnlyFans takes over. 2021 the world was freed of COVID restrictions … and now… in 2026… the greatest historical event to happen on Australian shores is about to commence (girth by sea btw)... we are possibly most likely hopefully fingers crossed getting a Jollibees around western Sydney.
Oh… and the Lonely Souljaz are going on tour or some shit
ALISON WONDERLAND – GHOST WORLD TOUR
Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7.00pm | Touring Nationally (Various Venues) , QLD
Get TicketsPaige Tomlinson (UK) – Brisbane
Fri 19 Jun 2026, 9.00pm | The Prince Consort, QLD
UK breakout DJ Paige Tomlinson brings her high-energy club sound to Brisbane for the first time. more »
Get TicketsKRAFTY KUTS (UK) & DJ CRAZE (US) — BRISBANE
Fri 26 Jun 2026, 9.00pm | The Prince Consort, QLD
Two global heavyweights collide at The Prince Consort. more »
Get TicketsDENIS SULTA (UK) — BRISBANE
Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8.00pm | The Prince Consort, QLD
Glasgow’s own Denis Sulta brings his high-energy, feel-good house sound to The Prince Consort this July. more »
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