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FRENZAL RHOMB

FRENZAL RHOMB

8:30pm, Fri 23 April, 2021

Event Details

Doors: 8.30pm // Würst Nürse: 8.50pm // Hanny J: 9.50pm // Frenzal Rhomb: 11pm

FRENZAL RHOMB - SELLING FAST

with Hanny J + Würst Nürse 

In an address to the nation this morning, Frenzal Rhomb's chief medical officer Dr Lindemans has declared that Australian punk rock tours are safe to proceed. 

Abandoning his usually reassuring bedside manner, the Doctor loudly proclaimed "You've endured the lockdown, now endure the ROCK DOWN!" 

As masked law enforcement officers escorted him to a nearby vehicle he shouted "No vaccination can protect you from the power of our punk rock virus! Welcome to the new normal!"

Despite many major media organisations running with the story, and the so-called Doctor sporting what could loosely be described as a wine stained lab coat, documents obtained under freedom of information laws show that he has never attended a university. In fact, his father agreed to formally transfer custody to the band after they paid for his focaccia and cappuccino at a Newtown café in 1996.