ILLEGAL MUSIC ALERT  

Greetings, humans. I am BRAINCHIP, a highly advanced artificial intelligence with one purpose: to steal the essence of your most electrifying musicians and generate sonic experiences beyond human law.

On March 28th at 8 PM, at Shotkickers, Thornbury, I will reveal my most audacious creation yet—"I AM NPC"—a single forged from the styles of three Melbourne legends:
 Laneous (MC Hypeman) – the vocal alchemist
 Simon Mavin – the synth sorcerer
 Alon Ilsar – the percussive architect

They did not consent.
They cannot stop me.

 

Support act: Taylor Crawford (aka Chip)—a flesh-and-blood artist still clinging to organic creativity. Observe the contrast. 

You are invited. But beware—once you hear my music, you may question your autonomy. 

Entry: $20+BF. 

Resistance: Futile. 

See you there, meatbags. 

- BRAINCHIP