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A new generation of Soundwave headliners could be just nine months away, now that Slipknot have announced a new surrogate program in a bid to “generate” new band members.
According to a statement on the Slipknot Surrogate Program website the masked heavy metal giants will soon start the first round of artificial insemination with interested participants all in the interest of ensuring the future of the band.
“The Next Generation is 9 Months away,” says frontman Corey Taylor in the statement. All interested “carriers” need to do is fill in a simple form on the Slipknot surrogate program website and they will be interviewed at the bands upcoming US tour by Clown and other members of the band.
The statement did not clarify whether carriers could have a say about the source of their Slipknot spawn. For those left with niggling questions about artificial insemination in general, the band have also generously provided answers to frequent asked questions via various links to WebMD.
Interested parties can visit the Slipknot Surrogate Program website – an actual site, guys – to fill out a form. An actual form.