Macklemore Shares Guide To Using The Toilet

Written by Sarah Bella on 13th March, 2014

Macklemore Shares Guide To Using The Toilet

Having previously tackled the lofty topic of gay marriage, social justice champion and thrift store expert Macklemore has today approached a difficult topic in his music, making a video about the importance of not peeing on the toilet seat.

The Seattle-based rapper posted the video to his Instagram account, rapping about remembering to lift the toilet seat and wiping the basin in a Jamaican accent, as well as posting a written guide for those who don’t quite get it:

“ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!…and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SHITTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! FUCK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!…IM OUT!!!”

Very well then. The Same Love performer and four-time Grammy winner has just finished a festival tour of Australia with his music partner in crime, Ryan Lewis, with the pair appearing at Breath Of Life, Good Life and Future Music Festivals.


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