Hyperactive DJ idiot Tom s Ford hits Adelaide's Ed Castle Hotel for a huge night of his epic Crap Music Rave Party on Friday June 2.

If you haven't joined his freaky dancefloor before, it's pretty easy to explain: no good music is allowed. You can request any song you like. Tom s'll play the crappest ones that come up, dropping them like the party weapons they aren't.

It's a full-on spectacle including DIY rave video projections, balloons, hardware store disco lights, glowsticks and... look, it's hard to explain. Things get really fun.

Struggling to think of a request? Get your brain thinking about stuff like Five, Tina Arena, Mel & Kim, that trance version of "Total Eclipse Of The Heart," line dancing techno, forgotten Christmas hits, 80s movie themes, Korn, Mandy Moore, "Can You Feel The Love Tonight," half-remembered 2 Unlimited soundalikes from 1992, Gwyneth Paltrow's version of Cruisin', the Love Actually soundtrack... if it's bad enough, it'll get a spin.

After starting at the Adelaide Fringe back in 2013, the show has become an international hit, becoming a fixture at the Edinburgh Fringe and in clubs around Australia, New Zealand and the UK. The parties seem to sell out almost everywhere he goes, and his last visit to Adelaide was a ridiculously huge night, so make sure you get in quick and book a ticket.